Socks: one size fits all! Boxers: one size fits some.

So I went to Target today to pick up some new boxers and utterly forgot to check the size on them. I wear a Medium generally. These were Small. (Labels, what labels, I was busy checking out the neon plaid.)

Well, it's not so much they don't fit me as --

Okay, what were supposed to be 'boxers' are really more like 'sexy boyshorts' on me right now.

-- okay, it's that they don't fit me.