Socks: one size fits all! Boxers: one size fits some.

[prodigy]

So I went to Target today to pick up some new boxers and utterly forgot to check the size on them. I wear a Medium generally. These were Small. (Labels, what labels, I was busy checking out the neon plaid.)

Well, it's not so much they don't fit me as --

Okay, what were supposed to be 'boxers' are really more like 'sexy boyshorts' on me right now.

-- okay, it's that they don't fit me.

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[metonymy]

I bought underwear that was not one BUT TWO sizes smaller than normal because Target's underwear section is A GIANT MESS.

I can still get them on, but my butt is, uh, rather snugly packaged.

ALSO, NEON PLAID