Sorry, bro, this keyboard's not backlit

Chag sameach to everybody it matters to! I don't actually know a damn thing about when Passover starts and ends without the lady to remind me, I am bad enough at my own holidays. Actually, if it weren't for the overlap with Easter Sunday I probably wouldn't know Easter Sunday was coming up either. You don't really have to ask if I kept Lent this year. Look, I've been told that a little transubstantiation on Sunday and it'll all be water under the bridge.

This post is really celebrating my new computer, dubbed Batputer -- I've owned it for a little while, didn't set it up until recently, didn't turn it on till just now. Hi, Batputer. Brand new and virgin clean, ready to accrue a new music collection and not get grubbied up with viruses. This is the first desktop computer I've owned since 2004, you've got to understand, so this is kind of exciting for me. Now I can choose not to waste my life on World of Warcraft instead of just not having the option. Woo.

Also, I gotta review the pilot of Game of Thrones at some point, but if I do it now I'll never sleep. And we got our pictures taken on the Iron Throne in 30th Street Station on Sunday, did I mention?