Y'know, I feel super-guilty because on the one hand I ship Zib/Mitzi and choose to read all the subtext into their interactions that can be derived, which is a lot. But then again I think she also has just a little more than a spark with Mordecai (nice watch you got there, bro). And I think Rocky is cute and would not be upset if he got the girl? This comic turns me into a ridiculous person. I swear I am not actually rooting for some kind of Mary Ellen May harem anime dating sim.

I'm choosing to believe it's at least partly Rocky's fault. The problem with Rocky is that he probably actually didn't mean any ill.

I think I might! It has the siren song of "if I write it down now and it turns out to be true later then I can feel victorious and timestamped," or the more likely, "if I write it down now I can laugh at how wrong I was in hindsight."