I know, right? It's gotten awkward to be a fan of the first movie -- PotC: Curse of the Black Pearl is literally one of my favorite movies (as opposed to "one of my favorite movies to list on a bio or in a job interview") due to its solid high-adventure swashbuckling fun factor. But now if I mention that I have to go out of my way to mention I don't love the others, which will just make me sound like the kind of tool who has to mention that they don't like the sequels. Which... I am. But I don't want it to be obvious, okay.