Hair product: $12
Black-and-grey striped Mad Men tie: $40?
Merrily permitting a Tea Party organizer to refuse to raise taxes one dollar even to save eight thousand American babies:  priceless

This is kind of an awesome news month for Jon and Stephen, don't get me wrong, but nothing warrants my proclaiming my going-on-ten-year-diehard-fucking-fan-loyalty to this man like when conservatives are fool enough to go on his show because they think it's friendlier than Jon's.  Stay gold, Republicans.  Stay gold.

When at the end he's cheerfully like, "I love you," I'm thinking -- you know, I bet he does, Amy Kremer.  I just really bet he does.